Another Random Table Resource to assist Referees with those often-under-specified Secret Doors. Some Dungeon Maps neglect to describe them in their Keys, so all one has to work with is just the S marked on the Map. Unlike my previous table, which mostly features the Triggers/Methods of Opening that might lean more to the *Magical* side, this one tends to focus a little more on Concealed or Hidden Routes of a more Mundane Nature, often leaning on Furnishings and other Fixtures that might be found. Though as you will see, I couldn’t quite contain the urge to add in a few of those useful Clues/Tells and Operating Instructions into some entries.
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Blognard?
Saturday, February 28, 2026
Monday, February 16, 2026
d100 - Collective Nouns for Numbers Appearing
For as long as I can remember, I have always been fascinated by the sometimes-weird words we use for Groups of Things. In my youth, I came across the book An Exultation of Larks or, The Venereal Game by James Lipton and was smitten with the terms therein, both real and imagined, that provided me with terms for those gaggles, mobs, pods, murders, drays, unkindnesses, and so forth.
My interest in these terms was recently rekindled by a conversation on bluesky, and while I’m far from the first to try and provide some Collective Nouns for some of the Monsters and Encounters that appear in these games, I decided to give it a go. I am very certain that some of the terms that I spied elsewhere over the years have become so internalized that they ended up here as well. Please bear in mind that some of the denizens presented below do have pesky pluralization!
Saturday, January 17, 2026
d100 - Magical Belts, Girdles, or Cinctures
Another Table of Magical Wonders (to be dutifully added to the Generator eventually!) This one focuses on Belts, Girdles, Sashes, or other Straps like Baldrics and Bandoliers. I’m sure I’ll eventually get to other articles and accessories as time and inspiration permits.
Tuesday, January 13, 2026
d100 – Absent Adventurer: Where Have You Been?
Sometimes we encounter situations where a specific Character isn’t available for a given Game Session due to the vagaries of scheduling or life interfering with a Player’s Plans for leisure. Having that Character “Fade into the Background” temporarily isn’t always a satisfactory experience. This can sometimes present a conundrum: What was the Character “up to” during that span of time they were unavailable to participate in Adventure? Although I’m usually amenable to just “handwaving” these situations in the interest of getting back into Play as soon as possible, often it can be useful to have a few “Excuses” or “Reasons” available for embellishment should the table desire a little more detail.
Most of these might be considered to intrude a bit on Player Agency if you leave them up to a roll (though allowing the Player to choose something appropriate or fitting is another option) but I’ve tried to include some “Leading Questions” with them that provide the Player an opportunity to expand a little bit from their perspective to assuage these situations a skosh. Occasionally, I like to remind myself that these circumstances “outside of Play” can be considered somewhat fairer game for the world to interfere with a Character in unforeseen ways: It shouldn’t always remain static and lifeless.
Friday, January 9, 2026
d100 - Magical Toys & Trinkets
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himsical Wonders needn’t always be intended for those who’ve Grown Up. Here are one Hundred Magical Toys & Trinkets aimed at a younger audience, though I’m certain the average Adult Adventurer might find some ways to use a few of these creatively! I will definitely need to remember to add these into the Magic Item Generator eventually.Saturday, December 27, 2025
Magic Item Generator
With a little bit of digital elbow grease, I’ve finally managed to create a Generator that produces Magical Items from the dozens of d100 Tables I’ve created on this topic. It’s embedded below, give it a click to generate additional Wonders and Enchanted Treasures:
Tuesday, December 23, 2025
d100 - So You've Spent Too Long At Sea...
Just as there is a Mythic Underworld and Mythic Wilds, why not also cultivate Mythic Oceans? Perhaps when one spends a bit too long aship, or adrift and lost, the Sea begins to change them. Should you find yourself in need of some rather Misfortunate Fates to befall those Adventurers who have spent far too long afloat and away from safer shores, here is a table with a Hundred Ideas. These might also serve as suitable Callous Curses from fickle Kelp Dryads, territorial Sea Hags/Whitecap Wizards, or even something spouted by swindled Cyclopes. They could also be useful as novel Nautical Drawbacks for certain Sea-Themed Magical Items.
For other tables with this sort of Ill-Fated Foreground Growth please see:
- So You Didn’t Make It Out Of The Dungeon...
- So You Didn’t Make it Out Of The Wilds...
- So You’ve Been Brought Back from the Dead...
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